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darthrhaegar:

Best fucking monologue goes to Crowley you knocked that one out of the park man I’m pissed Sarah’s dead, but that was probably one of the best, if not the best, villain speeches on this show because it got right where it would hurt them the most.

(via no-chickflick-moments)

ssjdebusk:

mishawinsexster:

This guy will always remember that one shift where this crazy guy showed up, cracked open an egg, grabbed him by the shirt and demanded pie

This will forever be the most ridiculous destiel scene of S8. Not the hug. Not 8x08. This. Because Cas is like FUCK i can fix this i can fix this okay he likes jerky and this specific kind of porn and he uses the bathroom right? and okay i’ve seen him drink this beer now i need pie where’s the pie *grabs cashier* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED PIE I CAN FIX ALL OF THIS AND DEAN WILL LOVE ME AND NOT BE MAD AT ME IF I CAN JUST DO THIS RIGHT AND HE’LL COME HOME AND I’LL BE THERE WITH BEER AND PIE AND WE’LL TALK AND I’LL EXPLAIN THAT I DID IT TO PROTECT HIM BECAUSE I DO EVERYTHING TO PROTECT HIM AND-

i’m hyperventilating rn. i’ll see myself out.

(via no-chickflick-moments)

Conversations at Work

• Courtney: You don't look very happy
• Me: They told me before I have my surgery they need to give me a pap test
• Courtney: But you're not sexually active, what did you tell them?
• Me: I asked why a pap test was needed for a breast reduction. I mean, my boobs aren't in my vagina!
• Courtney: What did they say?
• Me: They said the new age was 21 for the test. So I told them that I would come there the minute after I had sex the first time, but I won't have a stranger sticking a metal rod in my vag be the first downstairs memory.
• Courtney: You are so weird, but I love you.

Work Conversations

• My Boss: You've been away from your machine a lot this week, are you slacking?
• Me: No, I just don't feel very well
• My Boss: Well, maybe you could explain it to me so I can understand the slacking a little better
• Me: Well, you see, when a man loves a woman- or they both get wicked drunk-
• My Boss: Autumn...
• Me: No, wait, I promise there's a point. Now, after they consummate their love, or lust, they have a kickass baby girl (that's me)
• My Boss: I got that
• Me: Anyway, that child grew up to be even more awesome, and once every month I bleed and get very moody and the thing that keeps me from losing it is from taking a 2 minute break from my machine to breath so I don't get hormonal on you. K?
• My Boss: ...K

He was all I had.

(via thevampirediaries)

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skeletal:

FIGURES OF LORE | death, various mythologies

The concept of death as a sentient entity has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. In English, Death is often given the name Grim Reaper and, from the 15th century onwards, came to be shown as a skeletal figure carrying a large scythe and clothed in a black cloak with a hood. It is also given the name of the Angel of Death (Malach HaMavet) or Devil of Death or the angel of dark and light stemming from the Bible and Talmudic lore. The Bible itself does not refer to “The Angel of Death”; there is, however, a reference to “Abaddon” (The Destroyer), an Angel who is known as the “The Angel of the Abyss”. In Talmudic lore, he is characterized as archangel Samael.

In some cases, the Grim Reaper can actually cause the victim’s death, leading to tales that he can be bribed, tricked, or outwitted in order to retain one’s life, such as in the case of Sisyphus. Other beliefs hold that the Spectre of Death is only a psychopomp, serving to sever the last ties between the soul and the body and to guide the deceased to the next world without having any control over the fact of the victim’s death. In many languages (including English), Death is personified in male form, while in others, it is perceived as a female character (for instance, in Slavic and Romance languages).

Every culture has their own depiction of Death, be it a personification or an entity — or even a god or goddess who represents as much. Such as the Keres (violent death) and Thanatos (death) in Greek lore. The Morrigan, in some texts, for Irish mythos. And so on.

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